even numbers

even numbers

There was a man who did everything on even numbers.
He wouldn't leave for work until it was the top of the hour.
When he was little he once had the chance to save a woman drowning but
it was 8:57 and by the time it was 9:00 the lady had drowned.
He learned to except this little aggravation. He soon realized this
would hinder any sort of career at a normal job. He soon found himself
involved in criminal activity. This aggravation seemed to give him
an edge in the field. He was neer late and anything planned just had to be planned